Kim Kardashian injured herself while apparently dancing on a coffee table today. According to a witness, the round ass celebrity was showing how good of a dancer she is on top of a glass table, which apparently couldn’t hold her weight, and broke, causing Kim to bleed profusely.

Despite her injuries, Kim Kardashian has insisted that she won’t miss the rehearsals for her upcoming participation in Dancing with the Stars.

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